American Triathlon

An endurance sport similar to the Olympic Triathlon, however, instead of running, biking, and swimming, the disciplines competed in are Stock Car Racing (ie NASCAR,) Hot Dog Eating, and throwing (American) footballs through toilet seats.

I compete in American Triathlon events around the country.

by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025

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Americans love the monarchy

Do we? I've never heard that! Ever!

Hym "DO Americans love the monarchy? I don't know, I mean, maybe if you had a hot princess or something but nah... Don't give a fuck about a monarch. I find the insinuation that God would choose anyone other than me insulting! My genes are superior and my intellect is unparalleled! But I'll tell you what: If you get yourselves a hot princess... I will marry her and set the world proper. "

by Hym Iam April 21, 2024

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American War Paint

When you get shit on your balls during missionary and bring yourself up dragging your balls across the face from the chin up.

Slipped out of my girl last night but instead of going back in I accidentally gave her some American War Paint.

by SauceMilk July 17, 2021

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american pixie frog

1. A beautiful frog that is often times explained as fat, or a god of some sort.
2. A frog that Constantsmile the youtuber loves and uses for memes much too often

OMG IS THAT A american pixie frog

by LegendaryEv May 18, 2021

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American Cure-All

The practice of taking a couple Advil pills and “sleeping it off” Usually performed by an individual that experiences a pain that should warrant a hospital visit, but the individual cannot afford a hospital bill.

Greg fell down the stairs last night. He could barely walk after and I wanted to take him to the hospital , but he did the American Cure-All and walked out of the house this morning like nothing was wrong.

by Glarfl January 25, 2024

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