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Apples

They are only the most amazing thing in existence and go with pretty much everything. They have many uses and just can brighten your day.
I think you have an obsession with apples.

WHAT?!?! There is no way to be too obsessed or love apples to much!!!
by ApplesBooksandTea May 23, 2018
mugGet the Applesmug.

Apple

A tech brand that is run by greedy fucks and overprices everything they sell, for no fucking reason. Their phones, imacs, or anything they have can break easly, and its takes 99999 months to repair.
"Please guys subscibe to our streaming service Apple Plus!!!!! Its only 8000$/month!!!1!1"

"New iphone 16 released!!! Its only 782020289$ guyz!!!1!2! Pls buy!!!!1!1!"
by Moonlight Densetsu April 1, 2024
mugGet the Applemug.

Ash Apple

The best Legion commander in the world, can also be seen as the based commander
guy 1- yo who is gonna be our commander today
guy-2 ash apple
by oawerhg_god July 29, 2021
mugGet the Ash Applemug.

Apple

Once i ate an apple and my dicc shrunk to the size of an ant i ate another. And it became the size of a fucking train hide ur girl i rek her puss puss i name it osama bin laden eat apples and get a big red apple dick
-Biggie cheez
by Biggie cheez August 30, 2017
mugGet the Applemug.

Apple Grommets

Apple Air Pods. Those ridiculous looking ear buds that look like half Q tips is hanging out of your ear.

Users think they're cool, but to everybody else, you look stupid.
Photos of people wearing these will appear in future comedy's how's documenting embarrassing fashions of the past.
Hey baby! Are those Q Tips or Apple Grommets stuck in your ears?
by Malibu Stacy's New Hat November 24, 2018
mugGet the Apple Grommetsmug.

apple

oh i want a red orange, oops i mean an apple
by search my name SUGAR December 19, 2019
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apple

A delicious red fruit much better than oranges, though orange lovers say otherwise
Wow that apple looks so good
by BUTT RUSH November 2, 2017
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