Ur Mom

The woman in my bed right now.

Me: I scissored Ur Mom, who knew she was a lesbian

JIm: WTF JULIE

by FairyTearz November 16, 2021

joshin ur pegs

when ur j fuckin w someone n want them to know it’s not that deep

“I don’t actually like the Backstreet Boys man it’s just that one song can u stop playing them on ur jbl everytime u get in my car”
“Yo bro don’t be a pussy bout it I’m jus joshin ur pegs man”

by t.ri.stan October 17, 2023

Ur mom

A hoe

Ur mom is a hoe!

by anonymous February 21, 2022

ur mum

The defenition of 'ur mum', coming from the ancient greek mythology as 'ureono mummus', is a term often used by people who try to convince the person they are talking to, as a form or manner to tell them they are 'gay'.

'Hey how are you doing?', friend 1 said.
'ur mum', friend 2 replied.

by Banaan1234 September 14, 2020

Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.

Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*

by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018

Ur mom

"Ur mom" Is a known slur amongst youngsters now-a-days.

Tim: Hi

Tommyinnit: Ur mom!!

It's almost like saying "fuckoff you dumbass"

by I create stuff. October 1, 2021

ur mom

epick burn you tell people when they're being gay

person: you're a bitch
you: ur mom

by i dont like bread January 8, 2023