Mumkey Tom

A simple gorilla tag player, who complains every two seconds about delay

Mumkey Tom: OH FOR GOD SAKE I HATE LAG

Everyone else: Bro we just tagged you chill

by Creamy beans May 1, 2022

Tom

A tom is someone with a big penis with a loving heart that is shy around girls he also is funny loves mom's and has a thing for girls named kendall.

Why do you love mom's so much your such a tom

by Johnny cash lover 65 March 6, 2020

Tom

Someone who exemplifies the qualities of a bird (usually flightless); a person with strong, bird-like tendencies

You know Tom? That guy is such a bird and so is his girl.

by Magic Rod November 23, 2021

Tom

Fucking hot male with a giant cock and carries a big load

Girl1:"holy shit tom looks so hot"
Girl2:"i know i want him so bad"
Girl3:"i sucked his cock last night, it was really big"

by Tommy_Gun2100 March 21, 2021

TOM

He’s a fucking twat, frigid as hell and pussy out of fights, he hates being in trouble and cry’s when his uncle touches him. He’s a snake and two faced. And is gay, he loves it up the bum.

Tom is a fat nonce.

by Tom is a fat nonce April 19, 2019

Tom Bradford

Abseloute chad, Way better than Scott, Aiden, Jack or Harry. Straightest guy on earth.

He is also the chairman of jetBritish, The best airline.

Wow, Look at Tom Bradford over there, What a fucking incredible guy

by jetBritish June 9, 2021

Tom

So here goes, Tom is a boy that is very strange at time but also can be quite normil. He always cooks chicken and pizza and pasta, this is his way to seduce the girl and to lead her into his room, this is when he becomes a bocat,

The end

Oh cooking chicken, must be a tom

by Fubkknbs August 10, 2018