Tom moment

A tom moment is a moment that reflects 21st century humor and is very random.

Guy 1: E G G
Guy 2: Guy 1 that was a mad tom moment

by nebbarzz September 29, 2020

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Tom

Tom. Hes the person to go to when you're upset, hes the guy who makes you look forward to each and every day. Can be shy, but once you talk to him and get to know him, he is the best comedian in the world. He will remind his girlfriend how much he loves her everyday, and will do anything for her. Loves singing, but doesnt have the confidence to do it in front of people. You feel like you need to give him the world, and everytime he smiles his adorable smile, you want to give him the biggest hug out of nowhere. I try to describe him to my friends, but no words can describe how amazing he is. I can't be certain this is all Tom's out there, but my Tom is the best out of all of them.

Thankyou Tom, for being the most perfect person in the world, and for loving me <3 :)

by Tiny_Tina February 15, 2021

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Kitty Tom

the fattest feline in the known world, comparable in weight to approximately 4.6 tyranitars and often creates craters when it has enough energy to actually get off its fat ass and move around.

WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.

Guy #1: what is the one thing you hate most in the world?

Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!

by matthsc May 14, 2011

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