Punch

A nice gift to people you feel like are peices of shit.

Imma punch you!

by AvalonsPickles July 2, 2023

Executive Tongue-punch

When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.

Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.

Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"

John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."

by Shenaniganz13 February 8, 2023

pooch punch

When a dog takes a run and then jumps up and bounces off of you

The little shih Tzu pooch punched me

by KatZ55 July 16, 2021

punched

When you're describing a situation that is kinda a big deal or important.

Also

When you have done alot of drugs and are really high or are really drunk.

Also

Man did you see lance last night? He was punched he smoked so much crack!!

by Dotts March 4, 2022

punching tuna

The act of employing less than 20% of one's intellectual capability.

"She's being so ambiguous!"
"Stop punching tuna, you know exactly what she means."

by lavinia94 May 13, 2014

Long range hole punch

A gun. Usually used when mentioning guns directly is non-desirable, e.g. when in the presence of potential government agents online.

I built a long range hole punch in my garage the other day.

by wonkire March 5, 2023

national punch your sister day

National punch your sister day is every February 20th, where you can punch your sister all day long

Today is national punch your sister day

by Alyankees12 February 20, 2023