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Mashed Potatoes

To cut off your ball sack and testicles, mash them into a pulp and feed it to your sexual partner or eat it yourself.
"Did you hear that Jane ate her boyfriend's Mashed Potatoes?" "Yeah, I heard it was delicious"
by WeirdSexualStimulation September 17, 2025
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Potato nuts

When your balls look like potatoes. In other words, very deformed
I am glad I don't have potato nuts
by SUMFURRYTHING June 19, 2016
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couch potato cat

what you wish you were
by Stupidity.I’m November 25, 2022
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potato PC

A derogatory term for a computer that is so outdated or underpowered that it struggles to run modern applications, such as Android Studio for Flutter development. Using a Potato PC often leads to frustrating performance issues, even causing you to fail your Mobile Programming course.
I tried to build my first Flutter app on my Potato PC, but it crashed every five minutes, and that's how I ended up with an F in my Mobile Programming class!
by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025
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Potato

A person who will fuckin walk in ur house sit on ur couch not even go to the toilet to shit! So basically a millennial.
by RepublicanBOI123 November 15, 2019
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Potato

A cute, loser-ish weirdo characterised by extensive complaining, roll-able face and general floppiness
"That girl is one serious potato"
by MrExplosiveFarts August 15, 2018
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Potatoes

Why anybody ever continues to live.
Potatoes are the meaning of life.
by anonymous February 18, 2022
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