looking like a potato

ugly as a sack of potatoes

Dallas looking like a potato~Brewer M.

by brewerbest123 October 29, 2020

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Get the looking like a potatomug.

Potato

Leilani Houle

Leilani Houle is a lonely potato who just wants somebody to cuddle with.

by PotatoNuggets March 12, 2019

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Get the Potatomug.

Baked potato

In general, when a person who isn't the most attractive gets "baked", or high.

Tom: Man, last night was lit!
Jeff(the slightly unattractive one): Yeah, but I have work tomorrow..
Tom: It's alright, man. You're already a baked potato anyway. I'm sure no one will notice.

by That_user_with_a_name April 28, 2017

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Get the Baked potatomug.

A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.

"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."

by AC1919 December 30, 2016

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