The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.
"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014
Get the beat-off baguettemug. a term for when you want to jack the fuck outta your um how do i say this you may call it you bizz your donkey your bush with a branch or if your weird you say cock
person 1:yo bro can i borrow your phone so i can watch xx- i mean call mom
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat
by nigger\nigga\negro May 5, 2023
Get the im bouta beat the SKIN off my meatmug. 
Damn did you hear that new track by "G*****"?
Oh you mean that low class beat creeper who takes credit for beats that aren't his own?
Oh you mean that low class beat creeper who takes credit for beats that aren't his own?
by bdubzy April 20, 2012
Get the beat creepermug. Friend 1: Omg do you think she's into girls?
Friend 2: Totally! Do you see those beat up converse, she has to be!
Friend 2: Totally! Do you see those beat up converse, she has to be!
by vazinii February 7, 2023
Get the beat up conversemug. "Bad Beat Infection" is an alternate term for "Breakthrough Infection".
CNN's Dr. Sanja Gupta laments that the term "breakthrough infection is NOT "...the right phrase. To me, it doesn't seem nuanced enough to describe what's going on; it only serves to alarm those of us who are already vaccinated, and potentially discourage those who are hesitant."
Consequently, "Bad Beat Infection" is better because it refers to the poker term "Bad Beat". A bad beat is when you have very strong odds in your favor but still get unlucky. it's important to recognize that proper medical vaccines put the odds strongly in your favor and that without them thousands/millions more would die.
CNN's Dr. Sanja Gupta laments that the term "breakthrough infection is NOT "...the right phrase. To me, it doesn't seem nuanced enough to describe what's going on; it only serves to alarm those of us who are already vaccinated, and potentially discourage those who are hesitant."
Consequently, "Bad Beat Infection" is better because it refers to the poker term "Bad Beat". A bad beat is when you have very strong odds in your favor but still get unlucky. it's important to recognize that proper medical vaccines put the odds strongly in your favor and that without them thousands/millions more would die.
"He's fully vaccinated but he was in the tiny percentage that got a bad beat infection. Fortunately, he's OK thanks to the vaccines."
by Trinity Mind August 12, 2021
Get the Bad Beat Infectionmug. When a family of 4 or more gather around and beat the living hell out of you relentlessly for about 30 min. After which they all high five eachother and get ice cream while the victim questions what the fuck just happened.
I overheard my mom and dad talking the other night. They said we were scheduled for another family beating. God I hope we go for Maurice. Nobody likes maurice.
by Mr.goose69 September 16, 2021
Get the Family Beatingmug.