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Old National

When someone’s dick is so dirty and musty, it’s equivalent to the hygiene of one of the first presidents.
Girl, I haven’t seen him shower, I am scared that dick is gonna be an Old National.
by Suejonathon May 29, 2024
mugGet the Old Nationalmug.

5 year old

Literally the newest insult people use now adays- I fucking hate it
by Ilikebeefjerkey February 16, 2024
mugGet the 5 year oldmug.

stoopid old pedophile

If you're reading this Kyan, this is you. You finger underage asshole while furiously masturbating and cackling you 40-year-old husk.
by fuckoffnsa42069lol February 22, 2021
mugGet the stoopid old pedophilemug.

Old Bitties

Awww look at these old bitties
by OracleTruth January 18, 2020
mugGet the Old Bittiesmug.

Old Head

person who thinks the new generation of music sucks. they are stupid btw
i hate this old head he keeps saying that pink floyd is better than all modern music
by gel_ November 5, 2023
mugGet the Old Headmug.

Old

Wow your own Facebook; your so old.
by Cacti7 December 2, 2024
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28 years old

It's a golden year also the year you realise your youth is truly almost over
It's the kind of year where people expect you to have realised your potential or to be married already and have babies already

The year in which all your dreams are a realised if you are a responsible individual who works hard and have not experienced any unprecedented circumstances -Written by a 23/24 yr old
28 years old is

Oh wow so you're 28 now
Congratulations!
You've been alive for 28 years now.
Hopefully you've done something awesome with your life
by misfit mentality May 7, 2023
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