1,000 Pound Hand

When you grab a broad by the back of the head and "guide" her face into your lap.

I was making out with this chick in my car and things were going kind of slow, so I used the 1,000 pound hand to get her moving in the right direction.

by Ninja Blacksox July 11, 2009

Trailerpark Hand Grenade

When you fire a load into your hand, then overhand-throw it at someone.

Dude, Matt hit Tracey with a Trailerpark Hand Grenade...

by Gee Lopes January 17, 2009

left handed hijack

This is a procedure that involves stealing a persons mouse. To accomplish this, a person needs to be distracted, while another person to the right of him/her grabs the mouse with their left hand and closes whatever window was open.

Doug: What the hell joe, where did my web browser go?

Joe: Left handed hijack!

by Cracka McTastic March 1, 2005

caught red handed

Caught in the act of rule breaking

I was caught red handed fucking a fiveteen year old

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

hand job party

A gathering of police officers standing around their sqaud cars socializing. There are usually two or more vehicles and a 'handful' officers.

Ex 1: Hey! Hide the joint, there is a hand job party to the left.

Ex 2: I would not have been arrested if that pig hand't wandered away from her/his hand job party and spotted me.

by j.ha August 31, 2008

Hands Held High

A song by Fort Minor of Linkin park that expresses the true meaning behind the "war." Mike uses the first admendment fully in writing this song. The words are too deep for most people to understand because this song requires an IQ to understand.

"Dude have you heard that song on Linkin Parks' new album that talks about the war??"
"You mean Hands Held High?"
"I don't know, there were a lot of big words and I don't follow anything on the news..."
"Yea, thats Hands Held high, Stop breathing my air."

by Ryan8228 July 8, 2007

Tiny Hands McShitswizzle

45th POTUS

Can we please just impeach Tiny Hands McShitswizzle already?

by Princess5178 November 4, 2019