Peter kevinski 

A man who loves u and that we all need

I need peter kevinski I love peter kevinski

Peter kevinski by Lillibeth August 23, 2018

A kevins sister 

A really good looking girl that's beyond anything you've seen before.

Would you look at that girl?! She's a kevins sister for sure.

A kevins sister by Dickhandler6999 May 12, 2025

Cherrycheese kevincustard cruster

To smear ones lady juices onto items of sentiment, making sure to leave a sent that one could certainly identify as, coochie cod cobbler.

She took my apple, but I gave it a cherrycheese kevincustard cruster, so jokes on her.
"I was straight 'Kevin krusting it"
She asked for her things back expecting me not to give it 'cherry chonga kevy cluster cruster'

Cherrycheese kevincustard cruster by Oh nokia April 6, 2026

Ts so kevin🥀🥀 

when something is bad

ts so kevin🥀🥀, gurt sybau dont pmo

Ts so kevin🥀🥀 by aaaadsfadfdasfdsfsddsdsd April 29, 2025

Keinath 

Surname of German origination, that is almost always mispronounced as well as misspelled. Due to all of the foresaid facts, anyone with this last name would be stupid not to change it. That and only female Keinaths are super hot while the males tend to enjoy the occasional donkey punch.

"Hey mister, what's your last name?"
"Keinath."
"Want a donkey punch?"
"I'd love one!"

Keinath by your mom212 September 25, 2009

kering

To ker is to introduce two close, even intimate, friends from completely different spheres of your life, and watch them fall madly in love, within days.

Person A: Wait, isn't that your office mate and your second grade teacher off making out in the corner?

Person B: Yeah, I had a barbecue for my birthday, and invited a bunch of different people who knew me, and before I knew it, I was kering half the people there. My racketball buddy ended up with my dentist, too...

Person A: Wow, a double-kerin at one party? AWESOME!

kering by boticelli February 7, 2010

Kelvin Clam Chowder 

The act of vomiting into a vagina and proceeding to eat the vomit out of said vagina.

Kelvin was going down on some skank he hooked up with at bar time , when he suddenly felt ill and vomited. In order to continue having sexual relations with this skank he acted as if nothing had happened and ate the vomit out of her vagina while simultaneously creating the recipe for Kelvin Clam Chowder.

Kelvin Clam Chowder by Master Bradford June 22, 2016