A hot mexican guy with long hair who moast likely gets called that by his close friends (his real name is probably david or antonio)
by mr.miguel dannyboy March 3, 2022
Get the Mexican Jesusmug. by wokeup2this July 8, 2022
Get the Jesusmug. Is the holy saviour of the hood and will punish all non-believers. He is worshiped via pouring orange juice over a white mans severed hand, then saying a prayer.
Therapist: Black Jesus isn't real dont worship him
Believer: No, Black Jesus is our saviour and you shall rot in the white man's hell!
Believer: No, Black Jesus is our saviour and you shall rot in the white man's hell!
by Danish_Cookie0908 February 16, 2020
Get the Black Jesusmug. When I say I pulled out the Jesus card: I have just done something almost impossible or something shouldn't have happened. (Got lucky as hell)
by Lore_boi October 26, 2020
Get the Jesus Cardmug. a handsome man, that pulls many girls. he's very popular, and many people enjoy his company. he also tends to have a short temper but long penis.
by GVibez November 17, 2016
Get the jesus montanomug. A fat cocked white skinned individual that likes to exhibit foul language in this songs. He particuraly likes to use a 40mm hand gun he threatens to use uppon you. Imagine that peanut headed faggot in a small cut. That's what this means
by FhackSerbia April 18, 2018
Get the Slim Jesus in a cutmug. Man of few words. Great at basketball and athletics, gives his friends guidance and most importantly gets all the butches with his non-ashy skin
by Izzydaballer February 7, 2017
Get the Black Jesusmug.