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Mikey (J Blige)

Someone who works so damn hard and is so damn good at what they do, it makes you wanna smack yo momma for not having better genetics (and yo poppa, of course).
Maaan, I pulled a Mikey (J Blige) this week, worked 70 hours, finished 4 tracks, cleaned my entire house, filled out my taxes, wrote a newsletter, went out to 3 shows, volunteered at a youth clinic, gave a production lesson, sewed myself some new pants, made my gf dinner, etc. I should probably get some more done.
by heknowsrealhard January 19, 2017
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Dirty J Rabb

A dirty J Rabb is a sexual act where a man takes his fat cock and fucks a dog in the ass, then wipes the shit on a woman’s forehead, in the shape of the letter J. After this is finished, the man then fucks the woman in the ass, and wipes her shit on the dogs forehead in the shape of the letter R.
Last night was Crazy, I was fucking my girl last night and she made me do a dirty J Rabb on her with her Great Dane
by Lil dirty Pablo July 17, 2025
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Daniel J. Blemith

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i love Daniel J. Blemith
by daniel j blemith lover March 20, 2024
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Big J

hottest guy around with the biggest dick
hubba hubba
"Man I wish I was goofin' around with john hes a real Big J"
by JackieT42 March 3, 2022
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J Tuck

The act of a man laying on his stomach while bending his knees backwards, forming a J with his body, while another man spreads the first man's legs and tucks his penis between the first man's buttcheeks. He then proceeds to lean forward and lick the back of the head of the first man, stimulating his head nerves and creating a truly sensual experience.
I was J tucking my boyfriend last night after the movie and when I licked his head he screamed.
by TheFriendlyFrog May 4, 2018
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Billy J. Alldis

The most whacky boingo guy youll ever meet
gives you the sosis on the band members

goes wily at every chance he can
Regular people; oh no its billy hes going so wily
Billy J. Alldis; kills 17 people then rips a bong
by Finn Sky April 11, 2022
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j

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
by Wavee50 a March 11, 2021
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