Benjamin: *watches pornhub*
Benjamin: *beats meat and paints the house at the same time*
Benjamin: I feel fufilled
Benjamin: *beats meat and paints the house at the same time*
Benjamin: I feel fufilled
by 69 420er January 20, 2022
Get the pornmug. Dude. I get that you're horny AF and all the good sites are banned but you won't find it here. And the fact that you're searching it here means that you need to get laid, now.
by Cap_Deadpool November 27, 2020
Get the Pornmug. An act which where a variety of multiple or few participants, either of the same gender or opposite sex can take part in. The recieveing participant can be in various positions waiting for the user to go number 2 not knowing what type of sensation awaits on the part of the body where the poo has been placed by the user. Like a penis it comes in all different shapes, sizes and colours.
Clint- "Hey Brad, I heard your computer going all night.. What was up with that??"
Brad- "Sorry I was up on my favourite site looking at poo porn again. I didn't mean to wake you.
Clint- "You're fucking gross man"
Brad- "Sorry I was up on my favourite site looking at poo porn again. I didn't mean to wake you.
Clint- "You're fucking gross man"
by Kent no January 4, 2020
Get the Poo Pornmug. Some call it romanticy (Romantic Adventure), but we all know that it's a bunch of dragons having sex.
My wife was reading her dragon porn again, until Ryan decided to introduce her to drag(on) queen porn.
by Repressed Humor Issues July 9, 2025
Get the Dragon Pornmug. Porn is devil’s Work, to drain your soul & Sexual Energy. Don’t be deceived. Porn is the main cause of social anxiety.
by Unknown8244 August 10, 2023
Get the Pornmug. When someone takes a photo of any air worthy vehicle with a backdrop that would be spectacular to an average aviation illitterate person.
Pilot Porn: Hey man... I have to tell you that that photo you took of your Corvalis over the grand canyon gave me a partial: Pilot Porn.
by skyeblu June 30, 2014
Get the Pilot Pornmug.