I JUST MORBED

what you say when you commit 'morb'

guys im sorry but
I JUST MORBED

by i just morbed June 5, 2022

I Am Autism

The worst fucking ad ever

have you watched I Am Autism?

No, it's the worst fucking ad in the world.

by Some random John/Jane Doe March 31, 2022

i hate school

the most common thing for kids to say

during recess, Johnny said "i hate school"

by Wythan Millcreek April 18, 2022

I LIKE JUICE!

FINISH YOUR JUICE

I really like that filtered vitamin substance called juice, I LIKE JUICE!

by YouShallNotKnowMyName November 6, 2021

I Swear to FUCK

When a person is trying not to mention gods name but want to express his opinion clearly

Person 1: I Swear To fuck, this kid is so annoying
Person 2: I know right

by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022

I shit you not

A phrase typically, but not always, used in conversation; can also be used in response to a fact, or its opposite, in media; the appropriate response to any sentence including any variation of the descriptor 'bullshit', when the word 'shit' is being used as a verb, and the preceding perceived assertion or premise reflects a known truth or fact. Also used as its reverse as a prank, to generate belief in something patently false and normally unbelievable.

You: Idaho is a state in the USA? You're shitting me!

Them: I shit you not! It's a state!

You: I thought it was an invention of the corn industry.

Them: You're shitting me.

You: I shit you not! ... yeah, I'm shitting you, you numbfuck.

by Omniv0r March 10, 2022

I need help

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I need help
L + ratio + no one asked
I am being serious

by 💯⚠⚠⚠❎❎3️⃣🆗5️⃣🔵 March 17, 2022