tucking in his shirt

Attempting to masturbate, in what is incorrectly thought to the fapper, a non-obvious manner.

Sandra assumed Rudy always jerked off in the shower however here he was, tucking in his shirt whilst lying down.

by Zytheran October 22, 2020

hi

hello

hi !

by BestCoolTitle June 26, 2023

Hi

A greeting

Person 1: hi
Person 2: hi

by Jdhzzyejazjajajja July 18, 2021

HI

if you want more cock just simply say "hi"

yo baby, hi

by spongemeboi1 November 3, 2022

hi

You're either bored or you're typing this to see if your internet is working.

hi......error 403

by Spagootti February 8, 2020

generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon

Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.

Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!

by QuacksO September 28, 2018

Hi

Means hello or hi

Hi how are u doing

by Jacob flores May 18, 2018