hi :)

Who knew such a simple word and smiley face could turn me on so much

Literally any girl on the internet: hi :)
Me: Fuck why did she say that, now I have a huge massive hard on

Also me: *breaks the 4th wall* yeah I know it's a 'me' problem

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 30, 2021

Hi-Bo Mode

Going into hibernation mode during the winter, especially in the Pacific Northwest.

“I’d walk if it was sunny, but now it’s gross so I’m in hi-bo mode.”

by Little Coquine October 25, 2025

soften his ash

To deflate someone who is maybe over confident about a certain thing

he thinks he`s top dog around here. We`ll soon soften his ash

by aliobrien11 July 27, 2017

hi

Fucking awesome

hi i am awesome

by wsadzxcvb August 19, 2018

Hi

Hello

Hi

by Whydontweboi August 24, 2018

hi hi hiigigigihihihi

You’re probably my shit best friend on crack

G: hey

E: why the fuck is your username hi hi hiigigigihihihi

by Your mother and me 69 March 26, 2022

Pick his brains

Aha! Ahahahahaha!

Hym "Pick his brains? Arianna Grande want to have dinner withe Jeffrey Dahmer so she can pick his brains? Ha! Get it!? Cus he ice-picked a guys brains!? Ahahahahaha! I like that. That was good. I don't think Ben got the joke..."

by Hym Iam June 30, 2024