not even if there's a fire

Another way of saying "not a chance in hell"

You want me to come in on my day off? Not even if there's a fire.

by Chefkangabanga March 24, 2022

My Ass Is On Fire

Impotence
Boomerang
I'll stab you (I'll stab you, stab you)
Clumps of hair in the sink
Who's hiding things from me?

You knew all along, god damn it
But you wouldn't tell me
Well, look at you now

It's not funny, my ass is on fire
Paraplegic, inhuman liar

Carve a smile on your face
Everything's great, suffocate

Fuck, what you looking at fuck?
What you looking at fuck?
Don't you fucking look at me
Don't you fucking look at me
Don't you fucking look at me
It's beyond my control, it's beyond my control
It's beyond, oh, I'm coming

It's not funny, my ass is on fire
Paraplegic, inhuman liar

Boo
Boo

Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring

Excuse me, I am lost, please help me
对不起，我迷路了，请帮忙

Will there be anything else, Mister Bungle?
No, that's fine Carl, thank you
So you see Mister Bungle, Dylan's fucking up your whole campaign
He's totally incompetent, Sleeper-X commercials
Will be laughed off of television if you approve his campaign

Well, that's very interesting
I never thought too much of Dylan, now that you mention it
And I'm starting my own agency Mister Bungle
I could do a hundred percent better job than that turkey
I'll bet you could, what you say is very interesting
In fact, you're very interesting

Oh, Mister Bungle, I didn't know you were interested
And you will give me your account for my new agency?
Later honey, we'll talk business later
Right now I want to make love to your beautiful, beautiful body, ah

by Gothic Miscreant October 21, 2023

fire starting juice

Often used as to describe material used to make a fire for example small woods and dead grass or newspaper

Man if we goin make a fire we need the fire starting juice bitch

by lil small za October 17, 2017

I’m on fire

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bro I’m on fire!
ITS NOT FUNNY! YOUR ABOUT TO BURN TO DEATH

by Luna_lily19 October 3, 2020

fire

1. something to cook food with
2. something thats really cool

1. i cooked food with fire isnt that incredible
2. "did u hear ronald McDonald's new mix tape"
" yea it was pretty fire"

by Morgan john March 4, 2019

FIRE ANTS GHOST

The worse GHOST in LIFE you will ever encounter and the reason is , this ghost will likely kill you if you are accepted.

Any GHOST that is so populated more than the EARTH on the first place has first dibs in being ACCEPTED.

FIRE ANTS GHOST IS the most accepting ghost on planet earth.

FIRE AMTS GHOST has CLAIMED A. EW in A FEW.

TRUST ME if the FIRE ANTS GHOST accepts you as you are as good as DEAD.

What happens if the FIRE ANTS GHOST rejects you well you still DIE.

The only defense you have if you encounter the FIRE ANTS GHOST is to let the FIRE ANTS GHOST do a FIRE ANTS RIMJOB on YOUR ASSHOLE and why would that save you and the reason is YOU CAN never deny the FIRE ANTS GHOST entrance into your SOUL which means you have to keep repeating the FIRE ANTS RIMJOB which the DANGER IS other NATURE REVOLTS and considerable BOWELS CONFUSION with DEMONIC CLOUT DISTORTIONS but once you did it stopping is way more dangerous.

All that is left after the FIRE ANTS GHOST claims your SOUL where you will BURN IN HELL IN YOUR ANATOMIC FORM FOREVER is because what is only left is AIR EARTH WATER and only for you to utilize to come back for another FIRE ANTS RIMJOB.

by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE June 17, 2021

friendly fire

friendly fire is when you at war or in battle especially the untied states of america military many branches like army, navy, air force, u,s space force, us stands for united states. marines. etc. they not focusing in battle and shoot and kill their own team mates with their guns. a lot of times because wearing like colors, or scared out of their man and shooting at everything that come their way. no children should be in the army. you shouldn't even start to join until you are at the age of 35 before you can join the military, no cowards or wimps either.

this friendly fire killed his best friend and now his wife is a widow or black widow.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 3, 2022