egg-laying

When you shove a hardboiled egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by shitting it out in front of them.

Lets go egg-laying.

by unskinny-bob November 2, 2021

Jaimon's Engine Eggs

-When someone (if you know you know) cooks eggs at the campsite and finger bangs them with his mechanic oil stained fingers instead of using a spatula.

"Her food preparation skills scare me so much I would rather eat Jaimon's Engine Eggs instead"

by slaytotheslayslay December 10, 2025

Flour, Egg, Some fuckin Blueberries

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by GABEBESTX1771 July 17, 2025

Cracks my egg

Something has you really shook. It is basically equivalent to being super surprised. Originates in Memphis, TN from TC.

Damn that performance was great! It really cracks my egg.

by Taytayfromthebaybay June 10, 2018

To egg on the floor

To get someone to be pregnant.

You can't get anyone to egg on the floor

by IGLOOISWATERWET June 14, 2019

Egg

When your waiting for your mum to get off the phone to tell her that you at six LEGO pieces

Mum I swallowed lego and my vision is fading also egg

by Epic fortnite win June 17, 2019

Oof Eggs

Slang: Supermarket eggs with googly eyes that couple up with names such as oofphelia and oofscar. Find Oofarens complaining to store managers worldwide about oof eggs and get yours today!!

Orginates from the Latin origin of oof.

I went to the store to buy oof eggs and had to complain to the manager about one of them having just one eye

by Oofing oof cakes February 16, 2021