Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers.

A phrase that shows that people are often draw away from their normal flow of life by seemingly good things. Either for improvement or for their downfall.

"Hey john did you hear about alex's new girlfriend? she's really fixed him up!"
"Hey swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."

"Hey did you see that alex got his car stolen by that seemingly nice guy!"
"ahh, Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."

by Narstream November 17, 2022

Dirty duck

When we Paul is on his TOM and fears the world because he’s a fruit

I was completely dirty ducked yesterday ffs

by Negative Neil November 26, 2022

Shit duck

a golden duck statue that you shoved up your friends ass without consent.

It is often used as an insult for people who are really annoying, musty af or both

Oliver looks like the shit duck

by perfectattic December 1, 2022

Duck

Monsters that stalk you and try to kill you when you are alone.

I think that guy is a duck

by KOMEMER September 14, 2022

duck

a fictional animal who is prophecised to eventually take over the world

The duck goes quack quack.

by maybecaitlyn September 20, 2022

Puddle duck

When a girl has become that aroused that a puddle forms from the moisture between her legs.

That chick was such a puddle duck that I had to go buy a new mattress after lastnight

by Themaddestkunt September 22, 2022

chess duck

an annoying duck that blocks chess pieces from crossing.

pawn: WHY U block promote?
chess duck: QUAC
KUAC QUAKC

Pawn: *dies of cringe*

by psudonym? September 24, 2022