The Artesian Ice Cream Machine

When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone

“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 20, 2021

Mississippi Boston Cream

A sexual act in which the one participate, the giver, is finishing inside a partner and then pulls out in time to ejaculate on the receivers tummy; THEN (Key part that the giver has to have explosive diarrhea) The giver then violently rolls the receiver onto their tummy, before they compromise their poo package, in which the giver must let loose of their butt juice on the back of the receiver, the finished result should resemble a Boston Cream donut

Yo this bih is into some freaky shit, She wants me to give her a Mississippi Boston Cream

by TummySticksAndBrogurt October 9, 2025

Cream sock

When you cum in your sock and then slap someone in the face with subsequently wet sock

Oh man I cream socked him so bad

You gonna make a cream sick later?

by Breecreamsock October 30, 2015

hot honey cream cheese

Term that describes having a UTI and a yeast infection at the same time.

"I wore my thong wetsuit too long yesterday and now I need to go to the gyno for a prescription to clear up this hot honey cream cheese."

by roxxy403 March 16, 2024

Cream of chicken

After busting a load in a girls mouth, she baby-bird feeds it back to you while eating chicken. The load is then swished around and swallowed.

Melanie gave John the ingredients for a cream of chicken.

by Micky maxwell February 11, 2023

Coogie Cream Fudge

The byproduct of anal sex where the cum and shit mix into a frothy mixture that sticks to the top of ones dick.

“After bob finished plowing Doyer in the ass, he noticed he had that nasty Coogie Cream Fudge on his dick, which he promptly made Doyer lick off”

by Mn2fuckery June 12, 2018

Ice-cream butthole

I never actually found out but once my girlfriend said "You said you'd take me out for an ice-cream butthole!"

I never actually found out but once my girlfriend said "You said you'd take me out for an ice-cream butthole!"

by anonymous July 31, 2025