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slap your bum

A big slap on your bum bum till it jiggles
by Yhu7838 March 11, 2023
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Bum sango

Colloquial term for the act of licking one’s butthole.
To avoid the spread of corona virus, the state advised Bridgette to stop eating bum sangos. Damn!

Dee stop eating bum sangos or you’re gonna get the corona virus!! Or just corn in your teeth.
by Jacquelinibambini March 23, 2020
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Bum squonk

A person or persons who have such a deep seated love for vaping they squonk (the act of squeezing a bottle on a vape to shoot e-liquid onto the vaporising coil above) e-liquid into the rectal cavity to achieve pleasure from the sudden and dangerous rush of nicotine.

Typically done in the same way an enema is administered but with less liquid.
Did you hear Tyrone passed out last night, apparently he over did it on the bum squonk and is still farting vape clouds.
by Trendy@newtrends February 16, 2022
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Front Bum Scrum

Called such due the way the clothing material around a woman's vagina gets swallowed up by her flappy lips, creating what is often known simply as "camel-toe". An image reminiscent of a "scrum" in the game Rugby, where in trying to achieve control of the ball, both teams huddle into one small area, much in the same way the material around a woman's bearded oyster get's huddled into her beef curtains, creating the Front Bum Scrum.
"Hey, Sally! How's it goi.... woahhh..... nice front bum scrum you got going on there ;)"

"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"
by scrumdiddlyumptiouspotatoes August 3, 2017
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Bum Grub

An individual who likes to play with other men’s anal cavities.
“Did you see that guy jam his finger in that dude’s arse? He was 3 knuckles deep!”

“Yeah, that’s just Josh being a bum grub again.”
by Clank clank I’m a tank August 14, 2024
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Beach bummed

Having anal sex with a stranger in the sand dunes at the beach
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Bum Tard

hmm, Alright picture like a dumb lookin' kid right? and put a bum oh his face, and slap him around a couple times. That kid got bum tarded, and is now a bum tard.

Kids that get bum tarded, or "bum tards" act in certain ways which have attributed new meaning to the word bum tard. For example if your nose smells like poo and your cheeks are red, you are automatically a bum tard, even if you haven't been bum tarded.
"Kevin is a bum tard"
"Steve got bum tarded, and now he's SUCH a bum tard!"
by SATAN's mom's va jay jay! September 29, 2008
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