by fredd123 September 20, 2007
Person1: fuck that guy is a douche bag!
Person2: Yea i bet he even plays Habbo Hotel
Person1: Definately.
Person2: Yea i bet he even plays Habbo Hotel
Person1: Definately.
by lenswipe April 13, 2008
by mr douche himself Jaron September 09, 2009
someone who is to cool for school.
An idiot.
a fucking douche.
someone who is such a nuisance u want to kill them.
An idiot.
a fucking douche.
someone who is such a nuisance u want to kill them.
by Charles Dodgeson April 13, 2009
An individual who thinks they're the shit, but is actually more annoying than an asshole and also acts completely mentally retarded.
Ryan was a complete douche-tard when he was asked by his landlords to share his pot, he shot them down. What a douche-tard.
by Calibri December 06, 2011
1. Another name for the "Dolce De Leche" caramel cheese cake from Burger King.
2. A derogatory term similar to douche bag. Although it can also be used in a more friendly way, as in when you are jokingly insulting your friends.
2. A derogatory term similar to douche bag. Although it can also be used in a more friendly way, as in when you are jokingly insulting your friends.
by I am B July 02, 2007
A slightly more insulting variation of douche bag. The douche nozzle is like a douche bag, but is the actual part of the utensil that is inserted in to the dirty, dried up vagina of a post-menopausal woman.
Wow...people who post their personal opinions about musicians, sports teams, the month they were born in, their own name, the city/state/country they live in, favorite tv shows, boys/girls names who they like, celebrities, or any other statement that includes "the best, the greatest, the worst, the hottest, the etc..." as a definition for a word on urban dictionary are really just a bunch of unoriginal, uninspired, uneducated, "unfunny"...douche nozzles.
by Donkasaurus January 10, 2011