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J name theory

The J name theory is that every (straight) girl has been wronged by at least one J-named ex. Men with J names are usually toxic and manipulative.
Taylor Swift is a prime example of the J name theory
by grrrlhood June 2, 2024
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J Man

A dope Alien from outer space who disguises themselves in human flesh of an attractive person. J Man's are infatuated with Mclovin and like to do drugs.
"Woah that's very J Man of you"
by J Man the Alien January 28, 2024
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riyon j

A top g man, who loves to play e giant. He also has mad rizz, and can rizz even the most unrizzable of people
Person: riyon j rizz

Person 2: riyon got that mad rizz
by TheRizzerman February 3, 2023
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J. Cole

The most humble/best rapper in the world. Also known as a personal therapist and sometimes husband. You most definitely heard his greatest hit ‘No Role Modelz’, if you didn’t it’s because you have no soul :)
Random: Who’s the greatest rapper?
Me: Jermaine Lamarr Cole
Random: Who?
Me: J. Cole
Random: Oh… he’s boring
Me: *runs them over with my Rolls Royce*
by aaliyah demi August 7, 2021
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J Stepping

J Stepping is when you step on someone’s shoes. Originally, J Stepping meant stepping on someone’s Jordan’s, but it evolved into stepping on any kind of shoe.
My friend keeps on J Stepping my shoes!
by The J Stepper June 4, 2022
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johnny j

An absolute stud, fattest cock around and is loved by everyone he meets. good friends with almost everyone and can always make you smile.

still a DILF though
by kindersuprise October 29, 2020
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/j

A tone indicator to show that someone is joking about something, to show that they don't mean what they said. They aren't meant to be taken in a serious manner.
S/O: Macaque x Sun Wukong from Monkie Kid is my favorite ship 😼 /j
by Azrathya May 7, 2022
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