Cleveland Browns

1. A terrible football team that embarrasses themselves each time they take the field.

2. Someone, usually a non professional team, but can extend to individuals, who suck at football.

3. A team where up and coming Quarterbacks fade away, and careers go to die. QB examples are RG3 (Robert Griffin III) Tim Tebow and Brady Quinn.

Ben: Hey Juju, do you ever think Dashone will be any good?

Juju: Hell no! He's a Cleveland Brown after all.

Chip: Come on quit being such a Cleveland Brown and complete a pass already!

Colin: I'm trying, but that's really hard to do on one knee. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a game to lose.

Fred: What happened to RG3 after he left the Redskins? How did he do with the Cleveland Browns?

Maria: Who?

by The Unbeatable King December 10, 2017

Brown recluse

A particularly stubborn turd.

Damn this brown recluse - 30 minutes on the John is the last thing I need!

by zBrinks February 7, 2017

Scooty Brown

When you are doing #2. Dropping the deuce. Crapping, pooping, etc.

I'll BRB, gotta Scooty Brown!

by Oats22 August 9, 2008

bloody brown

A1C Brown discharging a brown lumpy substance from the penis after sex with Frazier

Bro that bloody brown was amazing

by Jahns johnson July 29, 2014

A Brown Log

A Big Terd or A Big Piece Of Shit

You ain't nothing but a Brown log Clocking all the time

by Richard Michael Richmond December 24, 2018

Brown Noser

The act of attempting to get on someone’s good side by trying to please them in one way or another. This person will stop at nothing including licking of the actual butt hole (hence the name brown noser)

Alex always called in, and was a bi-polar POS at the work place. He was such a brown noser to Christian (the boss) to make himself look like he was a valuable asset to the business. You could see the shit dripping off his mouth.

by anonymous December 15, 2020

brown bowser

Setting fire to your lover's bumhole. Via roman candle or otherwise.

Stacy is pretty cool. She not only tosses salads, but she also gives Brown Bowsers

by Shitstain McFartsalot January 23, 2015