ur mom

an expression used by people who think they’re being funny and it really is, unless you don’t have a mom then it’s offensive.

for example, “hey joe what are you doing today?” “your mom”

by gayboob April 14, 2020

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i will break ur kneecaps UwU

I will break ur kneecaps UwU is a term created to confuse and stun the person it is said to.

person : i dislike this.

other guy: i will break ur kneecaps UwU

person: ................ wtf

Meaning:
UwU is a "cringey" term for innosense. but however if you put something weird, it is taken a different way lmao.

by awaagaa >:3 May 15, 2023

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coomd in ur philtrum

with 2 litres of vodka and a turbo-virgin duchbag here's where life can lead u to ( btw ur neighbour also may call the police cuz u went really hard )

duchbag: yoooooooo i coomd in my gf philtrum next im gonna coomd in ur philtrum

human : wtf

by minecraft sweat 6969696969 xx February 10, 2021

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Ur fav person

The best.

Oh sweet! Ur fav person is texting me.

by Definitely._. December 21, 2020

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Ur mom

It’s a “comeback” mostly used for humor purposes don’t get offended If someone says it to you. It’s genuinely not used like to make someone feel bad like we aren’t actually doing your mom and if you think that I’m concerned

Josh:hey what r u doing after school today
Me: ur mom

by Yepthisismoon May 12, 2022

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