Happy numbers

A form of torture used by most school districts to depress students and lose a grip on reality.

I have one hour of Happy numbers for the day, good thing I have some spare rope in the basement.

by student number 9 October 24, 2022

Gay (happy)

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: gay (Happy)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

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by anonymous November 23, 2021

happy

The feeling you get when you're drunk it's late at night and you listen to 'What A Wonderful World' by Louis Armstrong.

"Do not be depresso, drink some Espresso"
"Eat the spaghetti to forget your regretti"
"If you need to be happy, shake that laffy taffy"

"Do not be depresso, drink some Espresso"
"Eat the spaghetti to forget your regretti"
"If you need to be happy, shake that laffy taffy"
"Alexa looked pretty sad today, better remind her of the secret happy recipe"

by Short Stuff 420 March 2, 2020

Happiness

A made up word to describe a persons feeling about life.

Someone says their life is full of happiness when really they get treated like shit and walked on.

by sdlfkjviovnr July 18, 2011

happy meal face

a big fat ugly face.

Note: This term derives from a slang pun quoted by Chris Rock in one scene in the Jackie Chan movie Rush Hour (1998).

"Get your happy meal face out of my kitchen!"

by legs21 May 21, 2010

Happy Meal

Slang term used to discribe drug paraphernalia. Especially those sold in stores to keep things secret.

Aye, im gona run to the corner liquor store and get some happy meals for these fiends!

by Amacken February 3, 2021