Egg

An oval or round object laid by a female bird, reptile, fish, or invertebrate, usually containing a developing embryo. The eggs of birds are enclosed in a chalky shell, while those of reptiles are in a leathery membrane.

Damn These eggs are lit.

by Eggdaegdaeg September 5, 2017

egg aisle

The place where eggs are stored in a grocery store.

Lexi: I need to go to the egg aisle.
Camden: The fuck is an egg aisle? You mean the Dairy Aisle?
Lexi: No, the egg aisle. Where they keep the eggs.

by v1rtuez January 2, 2018

detroit eggs

Run down and runny

"Hey could I get the Detroit eggs?"

by Mr Miso December 4, 2022

Egg Float

When you lean back in a chair and fart, the gas travels from your anus up your perineum and manages to escape by splitting your scrotum, thus lifting your balls to escape.

Dude, i had to let one rip while i was driving.
it came out like a complete Egg Float

by Barettokurabu January 10, 2018

Pooched eggs

noun

Dog faeces

If you’re going down the garden, watch out for the pooched eggs

by Tominator May 21, 2023

Mason’s eggs

The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.

Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”

Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.

by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025

Egg Drop Soup

When a girl has a yeast infection and is on her period. It comes out all yellow and stringy.

Did you have fun last night? No, I was eating egg drop soup all night and now I have thrush.

by Not that Steve, the other one January 18, 2023