phlannel pj pants

When one sexual partner shaves themself (any body hair, but particularly pubic) and then applies a layer of Vaseline to their par tner's legs, followed by the hair. This is done pre-coitus and is often used in gender reversal fantasies.

Guy 1: Hey, dude, where did your leg hair go?

Guy 2: I gave my girl a pair of phlannel pj pants before we had sex last week. The sex was great, but the cleanup was a lot to deal with.

by redbird nation November 12, 2015

assflap pants

The pants you see that one homeless guy on the A train in Chicago wearing. Oh, did I mention he smelled violently of spoiled milk and stale cumin?

"Did you smell that nigga on the train with the assflap pants? Homie was rank!"

by assholeripper69 August 13, 2022

Shit mah pants

An expression used when you fucked up, or see something amazing that nobody can explain.

oh shit mah pants

by MagicPotatoe33 April 10, 2018

PANTS

A type of Clothes that c! C! C!ccooOverrs hahahahaha! Your haaaaHAA! Un…ha! DerHAHAHA! Wear! Hahaha!

Guy: girl,why are you hiding there?
Girl: Under wear?
Guy: ha! You Said Underwear!

I pulled my pants down!

by A DINOSAUR’S slave November 12, 2022

Pantful

Mattie Westbrouck said she was pantful once. The opposite of pantless. To be wearing pants.

I am very pantful today.

by Tacocat_wuvs_chez May 29, 2022

Pen pants

Pen pants refers to someone that has a visible erection

“Yo did you see Tommy’s pen pants?”

by JesusChristIsCool September 19, 2021

Grampy pants

An interesting nickname for ur grandpa.

"Why hello there, Grampy Pants."

by cookiexbrookie June 25, 2023