Old, boring, generic 1970's rock including somewhat obscure AOR tracks. Too often referred to as "classic rock" along side real classic rock.
Jurassic rock includes anything by Foghat, Head East, Nazareth, Grand Funk Railroad etc... also includes any 70's rock song over 10 minutes in length like Free Bird.
by ckatheman July 19, 2008
Passed down from generation to generation, this legendary rock bestows its colossal powers of social ineptitude upon the lucky few. The Awkward Rock may neither be thrown nor tossed nor had fun with in any form... although several scholars argue that some fondling has occurred over the millennia. Some geologists have postulated that it came perhaps from space, however; more conventional theorists insist that this majestic rock was born of a Titan's sneeze, during the dawn of the world. Either way, none may argue the joy and fulfillment that the Awkward Rock has brought to countless people over the ages, at the comedic expense of the blessed few.
Sally could only look on in horror as Austin stumbled and bumbled over compliment and innuendo alike. No! She did not care that she reminded him of his night elf twink. No! She knew what Austin meant by having a cream-filled sausage feast.
...Yes deep down, Sally knew that something mysterious, something... awkward was afoot.
The Awkward Rock.
...Yes deep down, Sally knew that something mysterious, something... awkward was afoot.
The Awkward Rock.
by Ry'Hara August 21, 2007
Used to describe the small moco neighborhood which is split between the City of Rockville and Potomac. The Rockville side of the neighborhood has sidewalks while the potomac side doesn't. The city line is obvious since the sidewalk abruptly ends halfway across someone's yard.
During the winter The City of Rockville will thoroughly plow everything up to the end of that sidewalk. Since Potomac is slow to plow it prevents the Potomac side from using the falls road entrances into the neighborhood.
A large percentage of the kids from this neighborhood attend private schools in the D.C. metro area (mainly to lax and play soccer). But the kids from Pot-Rock that are in the public school system go to Ritchie Park, Jdubb, and then Richard Montgomery. The public schoolers from Pot-Rock play baseball, football, and run track.
This unique neighborhood in moco is a hotbed for both male and female athletes in a wide range of sports. It has produced division I, professional, and even Olympic (swimmer) athletes in every sport except for basketball.
Although the two cities share the same neighborhood and schools the kids from the rockville side or "walks" have a more urban mindset and are considerably more diverse. The kids from the potomac side refer to the rockville part of the neighborhood as the "potomac ghetto" The potomac kids reflect the stereotype of the city they live in...to a lesser degree.
During the winter The City of Rockville will thoroughly plow everything up to the end of that sidewalk. Since Potomac is slow to plow it prevents the Potomac side from using the falls road entrances into the neighborhood.
A large percentage of the kids from this neighborhood attend private schools in the D.C. metro area (mainly to lax and play soccer). But the kids from Pot-Rock that are in the public school system go to Ritchie Park, Jdubb, and then Richard Montgomery. The public schoolers from Pot-Rock play baseball, football, and run track.
This unique neighborhood in moco is a hotbed for both male and female athletes in a wide range of sports. It has produced division I, professional, and even Olympic (swimmer) athletes in every sport except for basketball.
Although the two cities share the same neighborhood and schools the kids from the rockville side or "walks" have a more urban mindset and are considerably more diverse. The kids from the potomac side refer to the rockville part of the neighborhood as the "potomac ghetto" The potomac kids reflect the stereotype of the city they live in...to a lesser degree.
Kid from Potomac: "Ummm, the sidewalk just ended halfway across this guys yard..."
Kid from Pot-Rock: "Welcome to Pot-Rock"
Laxer Pot-Rock: "Top cheddah rip brewha!"
Kid from Pot-Rock: "Welcome to Pot-Rock"
Laxer Pot-Rock: "Top cheddah rip brewha!"
by jappy lax May 28, 2011
Dumb middle aged man on radio: Coming up we got Beggin' by Maneskin only on the best alternative station 103.7!
Any actual rock fan: Shut the hell up, they are pop, not rock. Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, Avril Lavigne, Panic! At The Disco, Green Day, Blink 182, and My Chemical Romance are rock. Maneskin are rock posers.
Any actual rock fan: Shut the hell up, they are pop, not rock. Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, Avril Lavigne, Panic! At The Disco, Green Day, Blink 182, and My Chemical Romance are rock. Maneskin are rock posers.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 20, 2022
By making the "rock" (see: rawk) hand signal, and screaming out "ROCK LOCK!!!111!!!!", one intertwines the opposite fingers and binds them with the other really fuckin' cool person's hand.
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
by $imonT February 18, 2004
im going to quote a friend of mines on this one, when we were talking about council rock in a school in philly
"Everyone at Council Rocck is a bunch of nerds"
that statement couldn't be more true
the asshole from council rock dont know shit either
look at me i drive a bmw, or a mercedes
stfu nerd""""""'
uh oh you live in a big house, i rather live in a fucking garbage can than live in a huge house, whats the point of living in a big house, my music and my skateboard(birdhouse) is my only house.
nerds nerds
who wants to live in the suburb's anyway
are you fucking stupid
Philly is 343434 more times better
we have x games skatepark,
love park(rip) club hp(rip)
the electric factory, the troc,
and the tweeter center is considered in phily, so if you live in council rock you live further away you nerd ill p0ut more later
"Everyone at Council Rocck is a bunch of nerds"
that statement couldn't be more true
the asshole from council rock dont know shit either
look at me i drive a bmw, or a mercedes
stfu nerd""""""'
uh oh you live in a big house, i rather live in a fucking garbage can than live in a huge house, whats the point of living in a big house, my music and my skateboard(birdhouse) is my only house.
nerds nerds
who wants to live in the suburb's anyway
are you fucking stupid
Philly is 343434 more times better
we have x games skatepark,
love park(rip) club hp(rip)
the electric factory, the troc,
and the tweeter center is considered in phily, so if you live in council rock you live further away you nerd ill p0ut more later
your all nerds, my band is going to blow council rock away when we play a show there, to mess the place up
by SFB my band April 28, 2005