wetter than an otters pocket

Your girl when she sees me, Seven, walking around
Girl 1: Omg I just saw Seven roaming around and they looked at me
Girl 2: Omg can they just fuck me already I’m wetter than an otters pocket I need to fix myself if they can’t fuck me
by fuckmedaddyseven June 09, 2021
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pocket crickets

Sexually transmitted "crabs"
Man, I've got a roaring case of pocket crickets again!
by JP1969 December 27, 2007
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Sex Pocket

The act of pulling the male having sex with a female that is other alien or has alien genitalia, inside in personal pocket to be drained of cum, for procreation, usually is a safe process for the male.
Charlie was pulled inside of Aquilla's sex pocket, and drained of cum.
by Madtrickstercuite November 30, 2023
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hawaii hot pocket

the act of inserting pineapple into the vagina of another women, and then fucking it.
Holy shit bro, my dick burns after I gave that fat bitch a hawaii hot pocket last night.
by conqueeftdador III April 05, 2024
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Brown Pocket

Using an ostomy bag in the same manner as a pocket pussy.
Zach has prom tonight and his smoke show of a girlfriend is finally going to let him into her sweet box. Zach being afraid of busting a nut too early decides that he needs to train for the night. The only thing that resembles a pussy is his sleeping grandmothers ostomy bag. He decides to use the brown pocket in preparation for the night.
by LordQuisiModo December 26, 2018
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Ganges Hot Pocket

Fucking her by the Ganges river, filling her pussy with Ganges water, wait for a floating penis and hand, slap That ass with the hand and jam that bloated penis in her pussy.
My wife wanted an exotic trip, so we head to India and the first meal she ate was a Ganges Hot Pocket.
by Cmen deemon October 05, 2020
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Pocket Dyke

A pocket dyke is a short lesbian. Usually taller people call people they are shorter to "pocket dyke". It can be used as an insult or joke. 5'3 or shorter is usually considered a pocket dyke with short hair and dresses like a boy.
Person 1: "Hey, look at that lesbian over there*
Friend: "yea she's a dyke"
Person 2: " just a short, cute little pocket dyke"
Friend: "I could just slide her into my pocket and walk around"
by RGINAG3RGE May 15, 2018
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