1. Porn that is gay that someone tries to pass off as not being gay in order to try and convince themselves and others that they are straight.
2. Trap porn
2. Trap porn
Person 1: "Hey have you seen Jeff?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's been spamming my chats with closet porn for the past couple of days trying to convince me that traps aren't gay."
Person 2: "Yeah, he's been spamming my chats with closet porn for the past couple of days trying to convince me that traps aren't gay."
by Stooooooooooooooooooooooooooop August 9, 2017
Get the Closet pornmug. 
A spawn of Satan that has enslaved countless individuals. People claim it’s an expression of “healthy sexuality,” but the countless negative side effects prove the contrary. Erectile dysfunction, loss of your dignity, dehumanization of other people, creation of sick fetishes, loss of sleep, depression, destruction of healthy relationships in your life, loss of money, gateway drug to pedophilia and beastiality, enslavement of your body mind and soul. Nothing could possibly be more destructive than this….
Porn is a disease, a modern day epidemic. Everyone you know is addicted to porn. It’s part of the reason everyone wants to commit suicide.
by God_help_me January 6, 2023
Get the Porn.mug. When sitting on the toilet, urinating skyward (as a reflex to the natural urge to pee after dropping a deuce) due to the boner obtained while watching porn.
John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.
by StinkyZ May 24, 2016
Get the Post Porcelain Porn Fountainmug. 
Very slow and boring pornography that gets the job done in an offensive way. (Once extremely popular from 2000-2008)
Guy 1: I don't have time to search for my fetish today, I need satisfactory porn now!
Guy 2: Try Republican porn, it's the vanilla ice cream of porn!
Guy 2: Try Republican porn, it's the vanilla ice cream of porn!
by 17%ofwomen April 26, 2014
Get the republican pornmug. Verb; the act of any nonfictional or fictional character (new, existing, or very obscure ones) to be made into a porn or rule 34 media.
Other variants: porns over, porn over, porning over
Other variants: porns over, porn over, porning over
Person 1: Wow, this character has a unique design! I can't wait to watch or play it when it gets released.
Person 2: It's not even a single day, but they've porned over the character already...
Person 2: It's not even a single day, but they've porned over the character already...
by e.callie August 15, 2025
Get the Porned overmug.