Hot Bar None

Hot bar none means that a person is so damn hot that nobody can compare or beat that person. Commonly used by males.

Gordon: Damn she is hot bar none
Jack: what?
Gordon: She is so hot that nobody can compare

Hot Bar None by usernamesarestupid September 3, 2012

Hot Piggy 

Noun: A sexual act wherein one party defecates upon the chest of the other, and commences to squish aforementioned feces through ones toes.

Verb: To perform a hot piggy. See above.

David and Jill were making passionate love when suddenly David squatted over Jill's heaving breasts and took a massive shit. He then turned to face her and rubbed his feet in it, moving the steaming pile between his toes. "Ooooo," Jill squealed. "I love a good hot piggy!"

Hot Piggy by lovezapp October 18, 2012

hot bunk skunk

The smell of an very sexually active man’s bed several months after a divorce, where his ex-wife normally did the laundry. aka: Mystery Sheets

Friend 1: “Damn, what the hell reeks? It smells is a thousand types of perfume, sweat and … regret.”

Friend 2: “Oh yeah, my sheets haven’t been washed since Bonnie moved out. Guess I have hot bunk skunk. Been so busy hot bunking the women that I haven't gotten around to wash the sheets.”

hot bunk skunk by WhyMe? January 10, 2014

hot pellet 

When someone takes a shit in your bathroom sink.

Man, that was a great party until someone left a hot pellet in the bathroom.

hot pellet by Tttrock777 March 21, 2014

Hot Trevor

Used Panty Salesman

Hot Trevor: "I sell used Panties"

Hot Trevor by billybob44249 April 24, 2014

hot gobbler 

When you're getting a blow job from a chick and you grab her neck fat out while shooting your load down her throat

Nothing like a hot gobbler on Thabksgiving night.

hot gobbler by JQuist November 27, 2014

Hot Saucing 

The depraved sexual act of eating out a woman on her period via facesitting. Comparable to eating hot wings at Buffalo Wild Wings due to the red stains around the face and the taste afterwards.

Person 1: Yo Dave, you have some spicy wings last night man?
Person 2: Nah man, I was just Hot Saucing with Karen last night.
Person 1: The fuck man

Hot Saucing by BowtieB December 2, 2014