a handjob
by sweg111111 January 18, 2016
Gargling his bacon or Gargling bacon is a euphemism for dick sucking popularized by the band ninja sex party's song "accept my shaft"
by Kelpsye April 18, 2016
The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
by JesusBummedTrump August 09, 2023
A hi chart shows you how much i’s in a hi means. For example, hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii means cat on keyboard
Me:Should I put 3 hi’s to my crush.
Friend: nah maybe 2 or 4. 3 is friends on the hi chart
Me:ok
Friend:ok
Me:ok
Friend:ok
Friend: nah maybe 2 or 4. 3 is friends on the hi chart
Me:ok
Friend:ok
Me:ok
Friend:ok
by Dictionary urban 7 August 26, 2022
A hi chart shows you how much i’s in a hi means. For example, hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii means cat on keyboard
Me:Should I put 3 hi’s to my crush.
Friend: nah maybe 2 or 4. 3 is friends on the hi chart
Me:ok
Friend:ok
Me:ok
Friend:ok
Friend: nah maybe 2 or 4. 3 is friends on the hi chart
Me:ok
Friend:ok
Me:ok
Friend:ok
by Dictionary urban 7 August 26, 2022
Cueball "But he won't use his real name!"
Hym "Do you know my real name? The people I work with know I'm Hym. You likely already KNOW my real name. If you REALLY wanted me to use my real name I WOULDN'T HAVE A FUCKING CHOICE IN THE MATTER. I officially give anyone who wants to use my real name permission to do so. You have my full consent. But you're not going to do it because that isn't the actual issue. Me not using my name has nothing to with why you're allowing people to falsify a mental illness. This is exactly the kind of shit that gets people lobotomized. Your choices are between stay quiet, allow this to continue regardless of what happens as a consequence OR speak up, put a stop to it before it happens to someone for whom you actually have sympathy. Did you know some kid killed himself after sympathizing with one of the characters in one of the shows about me? Platinum end? So there's 1. At least. I take full credit. This didn't have to be this way and now a child is dead. Go look up the article. I'm not making it up. Go look. You and the other atheist are starting to look like nothing more than intellectual elitists who seek to manufacture the authority left in the absence of God. Go fuck yourself."
Hym "Do you know my real name? The people I work with know I'm Hym. You likely already KNOW my real name. If you REALLY wanted me to use my real name I WOULDN'T HAVE A FUCKING CHOICE IN THE MATTER. I officially give anyone who wants to use my real name permission to do so. You have my full consent. But you're not going to do it because that isn't the actual issue. Me not using my name has nothing to with why you're allowing people to falsify a mental illness. This is exactly the kind of shit that gets people lobotomized. Your choices are between stay quiet, allow this to continue regardless of what happens as a consequence OR speak up, put a stop to it before it happens to someone for whom you actually have sympathy. Did you know some kid killed himself after sympathizing with one of the characters in one of the shows about me? Platinum end? So there's 1. At least. I take full credit. This didn't have to be this way and now a child is dead. Go look up the article. I'm not making it up. Go look. You and the other atheist are starting to look like nothing more than intellectual elitists who seek to manufacture the authority left in the absence of God. Go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam August 03, 2023
When a girl goes down on a guy's chia-pet's-length pubes that are longer than his now long forgotten penis.
by CakeBoyGeorge September 28, 2016