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vishwa can debate

he can debate so very well
by notyourwasd April 24, 2022
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Religion I can get behind

Do you even hear yourself?
Sam Sedar "Now that's a Religion I can get behind! You know? Where God... Wants the things I want... And values the things I value... Like me and God have the same thoughts and desires... That's a religion I can get behind! And no one should be allowed to have more political power than me either."

Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism."

Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good."

Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."
by Hym Iam January 22, 2025
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spam can

When, during anal sex, you pull out too fast, creating an anal vortex which closely resembles a can of spam.
I was railing her asshole when my Mom knocked on the door. I looked over at her and noticed i totally Spam Can'd her
by 86 Emulators November 24, 2010
mugGet the spam canmug.

cans

a fellow with big tits and has a certain love for black boys who include my guys Martin and David u get me.this young fellow might eat you
by x cvcvfdsbf December 10, 2018
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Cock Can

When a mans cock is as thick as a coke can
So how was he Johnnie? Girl I can hardly walk this morning. He’s a real cock can.
by kennclie August 29, 2019
mugGet the Cock Canmug.

Oh You Can Just

Diplomatic way of telling a customer to go and fuck themselves. Used most often by Customer Service staff to deflect from a request to fix a service breakage or deficiency by describing what is usually an elaborate and inconvenient way for the customer to work around the breakage.
"I cannot pay you online."

"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."

"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"

"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"

"No, that was it, thank you."
by jillmcpail June 8, 2022
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Canned

To be referred to as 'Canned' in a canadian city like Edmonton, Winnipeg, Toronto, Calgary, Vancouver, Surrey, and Lethbridge. Is to be attacked with bear spray also known as bear mace in Canada.
person 1: yo did u hear mohamed got canned?
person 2: nahh ehh i ain hear dat
by jr2oppy October 2, 2023
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