vagina ditcher

someone who is supposed to satisfy you but then ditches you to do something else

He left for vacation, he is such a vagina ditcher!

by annapanna May 05, 2015

Verge side vagina

A vagina that is unwanted by others.

Has had all previous partners break up with her

She has been left by the last 5 boyfriends. She is probably crazy or has some verge side vagina. Approach with caution.

by Dr Casper August 19, 2021

Portable vagina

A portable vagina is sexual toy that guys play with when they don’t have a girlfriend :-() -> HA LOL

Omgsh this portable vagina feels just like the real thing

by Logang_pauler_TACOGANGSTER-BOY February 02, 2018

Vagina starved

A man/woman who has been in a prolonged drought from the pleasures of vagina

That man was so vagina starved he'd sleep with a goat

by TylerKnivesN May 20, 2017

vagina cart

A vagina cart is a cart that a weak man uses when he breaks his leg . The proper name is a knee scooter or a knee walker . When the man is to much of a pussy to use crutches , he might use a vagina cart to move around .

Hey Mike , look at Joe , he is using a vagina cart instead if crutches . What a pussy!!

by Pc289 March 02, 2014

coming out of the vagina day

A better and more fun way to say Happy Birthday.

Today is Owen’s “coming out of the vagina day”

by SamHowellGOAT August 23, 2022

Chainsawing a Vagina

Male retaliative action to a female cutting a man's penis off.

Caught my girlfriend cheating, so I waited until she was asleep and began chainsawing a vagina off.

by TheAstro30 September 29, 2016