mozzling the toff

Masturbating to a Kevin Bacon movie

Person 1 "Is that the song Footloose I hear?"

Person 2 " Get out of my room! Don't you knock?"

Person 1 " Oh my god! You were mozzling the toff weren't you?"

Person 2 " What I do on Wednesday afternoons is my business."

mozzling the toff by Mr. Peyote March 20, 2011

claim the throne 

1. To take the seat of principal power, esp. within a monarchy

2. To take a shit

3. To claim a toilet for the purposes of taking a shit

The rebels were poised to claim the throne after the king's power weakened.

A: "I'll be back in a few. I have to claim the throne."

B: "You bastard! I've been holding it for longer than you! There's only one toilet here!"

claim the throne by CaptCouch May 22, 2016

Pass the tic tac

A picture of a extremely small fuck boys dick.

Seqouia: Did you pass my tic tac?

Joey: Yeah, it has to be everywhere. It's so small. I mean pass the tic tac man.

Pass the tic tac by Do you pass the tick tac? October 27, 2016

upped the tone 

Making a bad situation worse.

"Black man tells police officer during questioning that" dude threw the money on the table and then he pulled out a gun and "upped the tone" "ya feel me"

upped the tone by Ftank2 January 11, 2017

Spin the Taylor 

A game, usually played with a group of men and women, perhaps in addition to or after drinking, that involves spinning a Taylor in turn, and the person who the Taylor stops spinning on must kiss the person who spun it. Taylor may make up any further rules.

Hey, let's play Spin the Taylor! Crazy stuff!

Spin the Taylor by squwid March 6, 2017

scrubbing the tub 

female masturbation.

"That new Ryan Gosling movie had me scrubbing the tub like crazy."

scrubbing the tub by pirateofdarkwater April 6, 2017

ride the tide 

taking risk

you wanna survive? you have to ride the tide mate!

ride the tide by @wallflower March 24, 2018