Crack blaster

When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.

I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.

by Dickbender December 4, 2021

Cracking The Function

to make something successful, or make it go your way.

Bro, no way you just threw back 8 percocets! Your totally cracking the function!

by Tayy9x June 21, 2022

Cracked

to be cracked in FORTNITE means to be absolutely DESTROYED, the term stems from the original meaning of armour breaking

Bart: “YOO THAT KID GOT CRACKED“

FBI Agent: “Yep, put Bartholemew Johnson III on the list too.“

by Srgr September 23, 2025

Crack Pipe

When you pipe her down like a beast & she inadvertently gets addicted/obsessed with u/ur libido

Aye yo, that boy re- arranged my guts so good I caught myself catching feels... Must be that crack pipe 🤷 ♂️

by hellakellerd November 6, 2019

dragging crack

another word for smoking crack.

e.g. Mom: hey son, were you dragging crack with the boys today?

Son: no mother i was out in the garden all day, why would you say that?

by pikacholo June 8, 2018

crack cookies

A colloquialism to refer to lofthouse cookies or those really soft sugar cookies you can buy from the bakery section at the grocery store. Called such because they're not that good, but you end up eating them fast as hell like crack.

"Hey. I picked up some crack cookies from Food Lion. You want some?"
"Fuck Yeah I love crack cookies"

by LizardInACan April 12, 2022

nerd crack

Estrogen.

"Nerd communities devastated by HRT like black neighborhoods and crack in the 80s. Sad to watch."
"Bill was never the same after taking nerd crack, he'd spend 12 hours a day on twitter fighting everyone and yelling at his parents"

by iskam January 6, 2024