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Haitian Barista Coffee Special 

The act of unconsensually serving your hairy balls that were dipped inside the urine and excrement filled toilet water to your despised roommate while he snores mouth wide open on the living room couch.
After running in to the bathroom to surrender myself to the Shit gods, I couldn’t stop but hearing the irritating sound of my cunt roommate sleeping on the couch. It was at this point I gazed between my thighs to realize it was time to finally deliver a Haitian Barista Coffee Special to my intrusive roommate.
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fathers day special

Performing anal sex on your typically apprehensive partner in the back of a Ford Bronco while enjoying a bowl of pho.
Good thing my girlfriend wasnt the one eating that spicy pho during my Fathers Day Special, or my dick would be on fire!

Oregon Birthday Special 

When Bigfoot shows up to smoke weed with you on your Birthday
Why are you so high? I got the Oregon Birthday Special, broooooo.

Lincoln Park Special 

When you're addicted to xanax, adderall, klopolin, cocaine, and percocet all at the same time.
"Dude, what ever happened to josh?"
"Him? Oh, he went and got himself a case of the Lincoln Park Special"

The Habit Special 

In World of Warcraft - Wrath of the Lich King. During the boss fight with Professor Putricide, charging the Red Ooze as a Warrior, subsequently wiping the raid is called "The Habit Special".
Arx: hey, did you know? In the last guild raid Tassadar did the "The Habit Special".
Corruption: really? what a noob.
Arx: yeah, Turbi was pissed.

The Justina Special 

When the male ejaculates on a hard level surface, the female proceeds to snort the line of jizz much like one would cocaine.
Damn bro, my side chick gave me the Justina special last night.

Mikey Meatloaf Special

When you Masturbait into meatloaf the fart in the meatloaf then top it off with pubes or hair from your ass
I will give you the Mikey Meatloaf Special