as a snake

Can be used when you lack a better simile.

Slippery as a snakeSneaky as a snakeScary as a snakeCool as a snake

by JewSquasher97 November 14, 2010

Rick the Snake

A salesman of dubious nature.

I went into store to sell in some product but Rick the Snake beat me to it.

by snakeyes01 July 20, 2011

The Coiled Snake

The act of inserting only the shaft of ones penis into the anal cavity of a female. This is done by folding the limp flaccid dick, and cramming it into a tight ass.

"Did you really fuck her in the ass with you limp flaccid folded dick?"

"Yeah dude, I totally gave her the coiled snake!"

"Nice!"

by Rage Cage 33 April 11, 2012

Skinned The Snake

When you pull out after having sex and the condom slips off your penis, remaining in the chick's vagina.

I was banging this chick last night, and when I finished, I Skinned The Snake.

by hatterofmaddness September 2, 2013

slamming the snake

a form of masturbation that involves slamming the penis between two hard objects

i just caught this drunk shit slamming the snake in the toilet

by Xxxhunterx13 October 29, 2015

mississippi pine snake

Slang term for a very large penis.

"ted, you'd better stand back I gotta piss. I don't want you getting bitten when the Mississippi Pine Snake comes out.

by Frogmuffin April 22, 2016

tugging the one eyed snake

masturbating.
Jacking off.

Beating the meat.

Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!

by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016