wee wee retard

someone whos retarded and in bottom set english

me: bff ur a wee wee retard
bff: no the fuck im not kill urself
me: ok mong

by ellolmao April 8, 2024

retard man alive

Its like a way to say your the "most retarded man alive" but in a shorter way as in "retard man alive"

Bro I was talking to Sarah the other way and the way she was looking at me she probably thought I was retard man alive.

by ciralmanalive April 9, 2024

Retard

Someone who thinks Trap Team is the best Skylanders game

"I think Trap Team is the best Skylanders game"

"You are fucking retarded"

by GiantsGlazer69 April 22, 2024

Retarded Fionn

A self proclaimed man who has a particular lust for unusual women. These women rang from being fat to transgender, or even black on occasions. A retard fionn is often known for his ability to write off a car in impossible circumstances

That man crashed his car with his transgender girlfriend. He’s such a retarded fionn.

by ShiftingGearsAndStompingQueers April 29, 2024

retard

someone who is bad and incapable xd

Person 1: IM A RETARD
Person 2: ikr

by ETTTETETET May 6, 2024

Retardation

The absolute state of something or someone being retarded, for example: thinking that you have left your car keys at home whilst you are diving your car

I hit peak retardation this morning thinking that I had left my car keys at home on the table a few miles down the road from my house, while I was driving my car.

by Spitfire_AU May 14, 2024

Apartness Retardation

The mutual feeling when you and your girlfriend (vice versa) haven't seen eachother in a while (2hr-days/weeks)so you're awkward/uncomfortable. Not yet back in the flow.

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ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?

ex.2

"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."

by mojavebabee May 21, 2024