Ass Potatoes 

Poop comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards. Ass Potatoes are similar in texture to Ass Nuggets, which are usually smaller and greater in number, and the antithesis of Ass Bread.

I just took a dump, and since I'm in a hurry, I was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread.

Ass Potatoes by Andrew June 18, 2006

Assed Potatoes 

Mashed potatoes that are prepared inside the ass of a person, or any creature with a functional anus. The potatoes are typically mashed by a BBC, but any phallic and thrusting object will do the job.

Billy buttered up his butthole in anticipation of Tyrone coming over to make some assed potatoes.

Assed Potatoes by Mr_BBC June 2, 2014

potatis

A potatis is a swedish word, meaning that you are completely useless. Originally the word translated to potatoe in English, but that meaning has been lost.

You are such a potatis, failing to throw a granade properly without killing your friends.

potatis by The iron fist of fury February 4, 2018

Potatism 

Someone being a potato and fighting for the rights of potatoes.

Potatism is fighting for the rights ot potatoes.

Potatism by Helsington October 12, 2018

Diddly-dee Potatoes

The way an Irishman speaks

"This is haw a Scotsman speaks. "Helleo, Haw are ya? Great pleasure te be heere."

This is haw en Aerishman speaks. "Diddly-dee potatoes"" --Danny Bhoy

Diddly-dee Potatoes by Definemethis August 29, 2012

patatoes 

the worlds greatest food!!!!

if u don't like patatoes u should die!

patatoes by carl 17 July 29, 2006

potatoeee 

The kind of fries sydney wants and ankit can buy on his way back from the BC.

The yellow potatoeee oily goodness. Yumm.

potatoeee by ankitp January 6, 2009