National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat anyone short that is under 5’5 without consequences.

“Hey today National Beat Up Short People Day”
“What?- IS THAT A FUCKING GLOCK WITH A SWITCH?!”

by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 26, 2025

People's Republic of Espirito Santo

People's Republic of Espirito Santo, also shortened as PRES, is the name of a separatist movement in the state of Espirito Santo that supports the independence of Espirito Santo and the creation of a People's Republic on it, seeking to end neoliberalism and capitalism in Espirito Santo and adopt an economical model that can variate between Social Democracy, Democratic Socialism to Marxism-Leninism and Monteirism. People's Republic of Espirito Santo is enemy of Kingdom of Espirito Santo, that's other capixaba separatist movement that supports the creation of a neoliberal kingdom in Espirito Santo and it heavily opposes the People's Republic of Espirito Santo.

"Long live to the People's Republic of Espirito Santo and the struggle against neoliberalism and capitalism in Latin America."

by Full Monteirism June 3, 2021

Short People manlet gang

A grotesquely gnomish gaggle of ganged-up, overcompensating turbo-manlets who have, in a childish, desperate and doomed attempt at overcoming their crippling manletism, decided to form a midget gang. Once a diminutively dwarfed new recruit has been sexed-into the gang, it is mandatory for him to participate in typical gang activities, for example: tagging up turf by spray-painting garden gnomes at knee height onto garbage cans and pet doors, drinking Tall Boys and huffing Jenkem, prancing around naked except for high heels and assless chaps in their hobbit-hole of a gang hideout while towel snapping each other's posteriors in an effort to toughen themselves up, telling deeply embarrassing tall tales about how they used to be the biggest kid in preschool, injecting themselves with stolen bovine somatotropin in a futile and injudicious bid at escaping their inevitable fate of becoming a prison wife manlet once caught by the law and incarcerated and frantically praying in front of the countless Randy Newman posters adorning the walls of the manlet pit in their hobbit-hole gang hideout while repetitively reciting the lyrics of their favorite song Short People due to their shared obsession with the delusional hope of being blessed with an adult-onset growth spurt by their beloved God and hero Saint Newman.

Jessica: Lol, why are there a bunch of garden gnomes standing on the corner over there? Olivia: It's just a Short People manlet gang. Here, take my magnifying glass and have a closer look. Can you see that they got little hands, little eyes, that they walk around tellin' great big lies? They got little noses and tiny little teeth. Unsurprisingly they wear platform shoes on their nasty, little feet. Jessica: Oh yeah, they got little baby legs and they stand so low - I'd have to pick one of them up just to say hello! Olivia: Well, I don't want no short people 'round here. Jessica: Short people got no reason.

by ManletDepreciator September 11, 2024

People are People

People are people, so why should it be
You and I should get along so awfully
People are people, so why should it be
You and I should get along so awfully
So we're different colours and we're different creeds
And different people have different needs
It's obvious you hate me though I've done nothing wrong
I've never even met you, so what could I have done
I can't understand
What makes a man
Hate another man
Help me understand
People are people, so why should it be
You and I should get along so awfully
People are people, so why should it be
You and I should get along so awfully
And now you're punching and you're kicking and you're shouting at me
I'm relying on your common decency
So far, it hasn't surfaced but I'm sure it exists
It just take a while to travel from your head to your fist
I can't understand
What makes a man
Hate another man
Help me understand

People are people, so why should it be
You and I should get along so awfully
People are people, so why should it be
You and I should get along so awfully
I can't understand
What makes a man
Hate another man
Help me understand
I can't understand
What makes a man
Hate another man
Help me understand
I can't understand
What makes a man
Hate another man
Help me understand
I can't understand
What makes a man
Hate another man
Help me understand
I can't understand
What makes a man
Hate another man
Help me understand
I can't understand
What makes a man
Hate another man
Help me understand

by Death Menace June 18, 2023

Peopling

Having to deal with and/or engage with other people on a regular basis when you just want to be left alone to your own thing.

"While I'm someone who is very kind and polite, I do not like peopling.

by Infamous Bustakita September 13, 2025

Common-Peopled

Verb- to be common-peopled is to go out with or date someone who is richer than you or from a more wealthy background than you. It is a reference to the Pulp song 'Common People' where Jarvis Cocker starts seeing a wealthy girl who wants to 'live like common people' and 'sleep with common people like you'.

She totally common-peopled me, her parents bought her a flat in Notting Hill.

Mate, you're gonna get common-peopled, she comes from Greece and studies sculpture at St Martins.

by beffjuckley November 1, 2021