Donkey punch

When you hit it from da back and knock that noggin for a loop.

She told me she liked it rough, but she didn't like the donkey punch.

by Bigdev m.d. September 15, 2017

shit punch

shit punch: Losing a piece of one's mind, and literally shitting in your hand to punch someone in the face with said shit.

Larry shit punched his wife for nagging him incessantly about something she could have done instead of nagging him for 20 years.

by Trayniac May 1, 2016

National Punch Your Girlfriend Day

On November 7th, you have permission to punch your girlfriend

Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!

by Majmun November 7, 2022

Nazi punching

The act of being throat gaped by your wife/Girlfriends lover while yodeling.

Often done after her lover has given a Nintendo switch.

Nazi punching

Verb

Person one: “has anyone seen Richard?”
Person two: “He is in the hospital, he got a little over excited by his new switch, and dislocated his jaw”
Person one: “damn. I wish I had a Nintendo switch”

by Notalexjones October 18, 2018

Donald Punch

Similar to the Donkey Punch, hence the name. However, this move doesn't need to involve hitting them. Before you are about to cum, grab her firmly and yell "I voted for Trump!" and hold on tight. The TDS in them will start to flare up massively, and as a result their vagina contracts really tight so you get a way better orgasm.

I Donald Punched some chick I picked up at the No Kings protest yesterday and it felt amazing.

by vcraine October 19, 2025

Punch

Punch means the action of punching

Mark: Hi
Dan: I’ll fucking punch you.
Mark: :(

by Snowxplain June 26, 2024

punched in lasagne

A very messy period ridden vagina

Jeoff: “Did you see her pics;)”
Robert: “Yeah she was on her period... it was a punched in lasagne”
Jeoff; “oh shit. I’m sorry”

by Cousin noncer December 5, 2017