Fire

starts when someone plays my mixtape

Mom: why is the house on fire?
Me: sorry mom I just dropped my new mixtape and listened to the first 00.02 of the intro

by Jwktg June 24, 2016

firing the flesh musket

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".

by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013

Fire Cider

When you mix Fireball whiskey with apple cider.

Would you like a fire cider shot?

by rustyspoon October 30, 2025

Alaskan Fire Breather

The act of shoving diarrhea in a person’s mouth and duck taping it shut. Then twist the persons nipples until it comes out of their nose.

I gave Gavin an Alaskan Fire Breather yesterday.

by Dutchy4 February 26, 2025

DRAGON'S FIRE

the best team in the game Monster Legends where players specifically grow and win in the same time, always beats Placid Fury and their #1 model. cool people that everyone wants to seek their attention, Pufferfishes adore them

oh hey man where have ya been?

I've been in DRAGON'S FIRE. where players grow. seen a pufferfish in the way. it has been following me sheesh

by whereplayerswin May 30, 2021

Dumpster Fire

My handwriting and English skills

I only know English and even then my grammar is a dumpster fire

by bigstickbundle February 4, 2021

barn fire

When you fuck up a rusty lantern and the insides of the glow stick permeate her butthole and you are forced to anally fuck your partner.

"Last night the glow stick broke in Tina's ass and I had to give her the ol' barn fire."

by Owl Sphincter December 27, 2017