British Fruit Pie

A sexual act in which the testicles are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl's clit.

Brandon: oh god, we had a British Fruit Pie last night. It was great

Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!

by Jennifer Marquez June 28, 2016

Pie

Pie is a clean way to say weed

Are u smoking pie

by EINSTEIN96789 May 27, 2020

the cream pie

When something is the best

Blank said to rkelly I just won 1 million dollars
Rkelly would say that’s the cream pie

by Rkellyblang October 29, 2017

Magnesium Pie

An illegal pie, normally containing meat and ecstasy (where the ecstasy is either in the pie itself, or in the pastry). The flavouring is odd, and it's one of the more hated illegal pie/drug hybrids.

"That tastes disgusting... What is it?"
"Magnesium Pie! Got it from Oz! Beauty, isn't it?!"
"..... No."

by C L G June 28, 2018

MOON PIE

An expression used whenever you don’t know how to respond to a situation.

Luke: Yeah nine people died at the FedEx shooting in Indianapolis.
Camden: Oh my god that’s so sad.

Jackson: MOON PIE

by Kaley_the_quiet_girl April 20, 2021

Cream Pie

Is an ugly girl lies about how you rape her because you wouldn’t date her so you get lock up as a sex offender especially even underage girls. To give you the most heinous crime where even prisoners is the only crime they hate and kill you for it or rape you all the time for it. And then get killed.

This cream pie is going to the worst HELL possible.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ July 13, 2024

Mississippi Mud Pie

When two sibilings or cousins from Mississippi fornicate.

Toby: Paw why can’t I play with cousin Joey?

Paw: Why now lil Toby, Joey here’s a Mississippi Mud Pie!

by Mc666999 December 23, 2018