Egg-maxing

It's when you shave your head and it's rotund.

man 1: did you see, Jace's new hair-do? He's straight Egg-maxing.
man 2: yeah, that shit is rotund.

by milkypai July 2, 2024

Cream egg

Luke Crap

Luke, you look like a cream egg

by MYlittleponey May 30, 2018

egg

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by RobloxFan December 11, 2023

Kinder egg

When you hook up with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out too late

You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside

Person1: Did you hear John got a kinder egg in bed yesterday?
Person2: srsly? I couldn’t see it was a trap! I wouldn’t mind either!

by Kurogo May 25, 2020

Egg waster

A man who wastes a woman’s childbearing years by engaging her in a long term relationship with a promise to marry her but never actually does.

Who knew after all those years together Simon would turn out to be sarah’s Egg waster

by Faseeha February 13, 2024

EGG

A word used to describe someone foolish in a joking manner

Me: OMG Eva, you're such an egg
Eva: I know you are but what am I?

by egg22 October 24, 2022

Egg

An egg is a thing that can be used for many things like a sex toy or a murder weapon there are infinite possibilties for these eggs

Joseph shoved an egg up his ass

by TOASTERINATUB June 23, 2022