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Swamp Donkey

A ugly, haggard, unkept woman who doesn't know the difference between the truth and reality. She frequently lies about who she is to try to make herself appear more grandiose, skilled and important. Many times she is surrounded by tiny little nats that circle around her enamored by her stench and claims of being someone she's not. She often deflects on her own flaws and horrible life choices by projecting them on to others.
"That Mindy girl is a swamp donkey did you hear what she tried to say about Becky? People believe her but I don't believe a word that comes out of her mouth since her own sister showed she faked a birth certificate to lie about when she was born"

"I know you just can't trust those swamp donkeys, plus who can trust anyone who is so unkempt anyway?"
by Twilight SpaceTwizzers August 11, 2024
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Fluffy Donkey

Fluffy donkeys are the fluffiest of all donkeys they might also be the best-looking animal in the world. They are often mistaken for Goats. they are also used to refer to big shots (they should be) like CR7 or the GOAT MESSI but people aint that smart sometimes fluffy donkeys are the only friends you need so be a fluffy donkey.
by fluffy_donkey August 18, 2024
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Floppy donkey

When a cock is so big, it flops and sways around like a donkey dick
by Madmonk210 September 17, 2023
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Yokey Dokey

A Yokey Dokey is a person who tries to get everyone else to do their work.
We all asked Noah to get his work done and he told us to do it. He is such a fecking Yokey Dokey.
by Tots & Fries December 11, 2023
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backwards donkey-whistle

when the dude has a long dick so much that you can suck it from behind his ass
she made me do the backwards donkey-whistle last night
im so sorry man :(
i need a divorce
by pheonixntr..... December 27, 2023
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Swamp Donkey’d

The owner of the crawfish restaurant on Northpark Drive Swamp Donkey’d me
by Bstarks January 14, 2024
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Luka Donkey Dick

Luka Donkey Dick is a nickname given to a famous Basketball Player in Dallas . He is alleged to be hung like a field Animal hence Donkey Dick.
When Luka Donkey Dick was playing Basketball one fan noted “wow Luka looks like he has a Donkey Dick
by King Yamayama January 27, 2024
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