finna brain dead

When you or your friend is so stupid, they are one step away from being brain dead

Friend 1: dude my piss still burns a week after sex that's how i know that pussy was fire
me: bruh finna brain dead

by DoggoSouls January 15, 2020

Dead Mans Stroke

The act of waiting for your hand to fall asleep before beating your meat with the asleep hand.

I let my hand fall asleep then had a dead mans stroke. It felt like someone else jerkin' me off

by Whatdidyouexpectonthissite November 2, 2021

Dead

Ohohoho man.... She had better not be...

Hym "Holy shit Jordan, you had better believe that if she is dead you are so VERY fucked.... Aiming up, huh? Yeah... Welp... my family is compromised... Phone camera is compromised... *Sigh* Why didn't you just save her? You knew I wouldn't stop."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2023

dead chun

(adj): to describe strong feelings of perpetual existential crises, over-awareness of the anthropocene, and rajjyness about 95% of people

Ellen listened to another murder podcast and felt dead chun

by ijmanc November 5, 2017

dylan dead trim

When som1 comes back from the barber with a dead trim

Dylan came back from the barber with a dylan dead trim

by Unknown 13524 July 2, 2018

dead ass

be serious or you are serious

shay: EOWWWW GEUSS WHO FINNA HAVE A BABYYYYYY
quan: bitch be so dead ass

trey: i got like 85 bodies like dead ass

by sevennnnnnn May 17, 2023

Dead bowl

When someone takes a shit and flushes the bowl but then when you walk by it smells like something died in there

My girl Helena straight up took a shit at work and after she flushed it smelled like a dead bowl up in there

by CRRAMS😘 August 2, 2018